Posts Tagged with "social commentary"

Less Violence When Spanking Was Normal

March 14th, 2014 at 3:59 pm by Diva
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I grew up getting my ass kicked for screwing around in school, getting bad grades, being disrespectful, trying to dress like a ho, breaking curfew, cussing, smoking. etc. After 40 and having children of my own, I don’t hate my parents for it, no. I grew up to be somebody. I work my ass off and do my best to teach my kids not to be a waste of air.

People claim spanking their kids teaches them violence but why was there less violence when it was normal to give your kid an ass whooping?

Adventures at Taco Bell

March 8th, 2014 at 7:00 pm by Jason
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Sitting in Taco Bell with a friend and I hear fluent Spanish. I look around and, lo and behold, there’s a Mexican gentleman sitting across the restaurant. “It’s a good Chinese restaurant because lots of Chinese eat there,” seems silly now…

Taco Bell Mild Sauce: "Will you marry me?"  When my girlfriend of 6 years asked for some hot sauce, without thinking I handed her this... ...after a few seconds she screamed "YES!" and started crying uncontrollably... ...What the Hell Taco Bell?

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Cellphones: The New Law & Religion

March 8th, 2014 at 5:47 pm by Jason
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This is almost the law of the land now. We can’t even drive a car without looking at our text messages and trying to reply even at the danger of having a wreck and killing ourselves or someone else.

Notice is hereby given that ALL CITIZENS MUST Everywhere Everyday Constantly Fiddle with their cell phones. AT NO TIME is it permissible to sit idle and observe the poetry of life or look into the eyes of another person. The arrival of a snippet of trivial text holds the promise of unimagined pleasure. Honor thy ringtone and jiggling hand-held devices above all other gods. REMEMBER ALWAYS: Practice constant devotion to the PRECIOUS OBJECT. Give full attention to the GLORIOUS TECHNOLOGY. Maintain unselfish love for the FLIMSY HARDWARE.

21st Century Kama Sutra

May 4th, 2013 at 9:56 pm by Mark
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As people grow less and less in touch with each other, ancient philosophies become remnants of the past…

Kama Sutra of the 21st Century

The Sad Truth About the Economy

April 2nd, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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It’s not because we’re superficial, or spoiled, that money rules our life. Everything costs money in our society today. With more and more people finding themselves unemployed, there’s been much disillusionment about the things we hear on television. Money isn’t the root of all evil — but a necessity when you’re trying to have a place to call home, a way to get to and from work, and even to eat. With the cost of each of those things having increased so much over the last few years with no end in sight, fear of the loss of any of those three things can be not only overwhelming to an individual, but devastating to an entire population…

$1 USD: "I am a piece of paper and I control your entire life."