Posts Tagged with "women"

Two Can Play at This Game

April 18th, 2016 at 1:31 pm by Cassie
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The awkward moment when your cat learns to use Facebook…

(Girl with Cat shirt)(Cat with Whore shirt) "Two can play at this game!"

How To Keep Warm During the Cold: Angry Woman Edition

February 20th, 2015 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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We all know at least one of these…

Women be like, "Nope. I ain't mad."

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The Truth Isn’t Always Pretty

March 17th, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Novia
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Be honest. I have faith that you can sit there right now and think of at least one person whose favorite shade of lipstick is “penis.”

I don't see any penises the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Boobs

March 1st, 2014 at 5:19 pm by Jason
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If you don’t want them looked at quit wearing tops that show more cleavage than the Grand Canyon. I mean really, ‘ladies.’

Women can always tell when you look at their boobs. It doesn't matter how quickly, you glance, one second is like five in boob time.

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How to Keep a Woman Happy?

February 21st, 2014 at 3:48 pm by Mark
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They say, those who can’t do teach, so this professor is forever alone. 😉

Professor: "And that class is how to keep a woman happy."