Posts Tagged with "zach galifianakis"

Progressive Thinking About Birth Control

February 12th, 2015 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Speaking of “other” forms of “gun control” …

Zach Galifianakis: "Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest."

Techniques Learned From Porn

February 20th, 2014 at 9:09 pm by Mark
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It seems that freely available internet porn has made many people have some rather ridiculous expectations of their partners.

* During Sex, I suddenly stop moving. *  Her: "What are you doing?"  Me: "Shhh, it's ok, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called Buffering."

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Rhetorical Question About Gingers

February 10th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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A Ginger I know was denied the opportunity to play for a local blues band because he didn’t have any soul…

If a red haired guy works at a bakery, is he a ginger bread man?

Are You a Problem Solver?

February 3rd, 2014 at 3:41 pm by Mark
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I should have slept in ’til noon on this, the most Monday of Mondays.

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in till noon because I'm a problem solver.

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Forget to go to the Gym?

January 21st, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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Always remember that inside you, there’s a thin person struggling to get out. Fortunately, you can sedate them with triple cheeseburgers, mountains of pasta, and lots of cheesecake.

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today! That's... Let's see... 8 years in a row now...