Archive for July, 2011

The D***head Song (Original REVENGE Song) [NSFW]

July 28th, 2011 at 4:00 am by Mark
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Miles Betterman seems to have hit the nail with a sledgehammer for any number of people I can think of on a whim…

Real Estate Agent Fail

July 27th, 2011 at 8:00 am by Mark
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This could be easily explained by saying that he stayed at this hotel

Dick Payne: First National Real Estate

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Valid Reason for Politicians to Get In Shape

July 9th, 2011 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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Let’s be honest: the five-Martinis-at-lunch-induced belly doesn’t go so well with the Weiner.

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Photo Credit: Jodie Manross, via Facebook

Breaking Satire: Casey Anthony’s Sentence Proposed

July 5th, 2011 at 2:56 pm by Mark
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Orlando, FL (Via the Web) – The “Not Guilty” verdict handed down by a Florida jury against Casey Anthony, accused of murdering her two-year-old daughter, Caylee, came as quite a shock to everyone on July 5th, 2011. Judge Belvin Perry has repeatedly reprimanded her defense team over the last week as witnesses continued to use unintroduced evidentiary statements which set the entire process on the verge of mistrial.

Across the country, there was nothing but astonishment as the jury delivered their acquital. Across Social Media sites, there is an overwhelming sense that there is something tremendously wrong in our court systems. “Apparently you can kill your toddler, party for a month, and wait for your mother to report it to the police,” wrote one Twitter user.

Judge Belvin Perry already expects to see Casey Anthony back in court next week for her sentencing phase, as she was found guilty of giving false information to police, which can carry rather severe penalties. “In the interest of fairness,” quoted Perry, “I think it would be in everyone’s best interest to sentence Ms. Anthony to no less than 36 hours of Community Service providing child care to each of the jurors who found her innocent.”

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Wet Crotch Clarification

July 3rd, 2011 at 11:00 am by Mark
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I’ve walked around today in awe, making sure multiple times that my crotch wasn’t wet and that nothing was staining my pants.  I finally asked, “Was there a Cosmo article that said women should stare at a man’s crotch and then flash a coy smile, or is it just me?”

Apparently, it’s just me.

Unlike this poor bastard…