The wife has her share of naysayers, as I have over the last few years. We’ve recently gone through yet another around of asshat blocking on Facebook… Makes you wonder.

On rare occasions, I find an image which is so “WTF?” that sarcasm and innuendo are rendered useless.

I know all of these words, but have no idea what this product is…

Every day when I get bored at work I start browsing around and usually end up on the Yahoo home page for a little while. What’s got me bothered is your stupid AUTOPLAY VIDEO AT HIGHEST VOLUME POSSIBLE policy. I mean c’mon, I’m trying to be discreet and shit and here you go again blasting news to the office or worse, some non-targeted commercial for tampons or something else I have no possible use for…

So — all I ask is that you identify my IP address and only play commercials that are focused soundly around beer, condoms, and breasts, or just plainly turn the sound to minimum and let me choose how loudly I want to hear things.

Sincerely,

Glenn

This is quite possibly one of the worst renditions of Jabba the Hutt found in the wild, given that this Wedding cake actually looks more like a pile of poo.