Archive for December, 2012

The Best Part About Christmas Shopping

December 15th, 2012 at 7:45 pm by Mark
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Rude behavior, poor driving skills, parking, mobs of people and pathetic customer service are but a few things I hate about shopping during the Christmas season. But on the bright side, given that everyone and their next-door-neighbor’s uncle’s best friend’s sarcastic cousin are parked in front of any given store at any given time, you can always have a laugh reading the bumper and window stickers on their cars…

Fuck It

Some Questions Don’t Work on the Internet

December 14th, 2012 at 9:23 pm by Mark
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Of course, when reading the lyrics to George and Ira Gershwin’s “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off,” the song doesn’t really make a lot of sense, either…

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

What Do the Chinese Think About the iPhone 5?

December 13th, 2012 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Despite being manufactured in China, the iPhone 5 hasn’t been well received amongst Chinese…

Apple iPhone 5: Because You Have More Money Than Sense

Fail: Kanye West vs. Mozart

December 12th, 2012 at 7:56 pm by Mark
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Meanwhile, in a brew pub near you, a hipster is telling a young music major that he liked B Sharp before it was hot…

As Kanye West drops a new album, we ask the question that's on everyone's mind: How does it stack up against Mozart?

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So You Hated Math Class?

December 11th, 2012 at 5:39 pm by Mark
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In the immortal words of Maddox at Best Page in the Universe, “If you suck at math, what you really suck at is following instructions.”