The Mayans might’ve finished their calendar if the Spanish hadn’t wiped them out… Besides, it’s already 12-21-2012 everywhere east of Israel.

I disagree with the sentiment that 21-Dec-2012 will be the most annoying day in Facebook history, especially given that on 22-Dec-2012, no less than two hundred million idiots will be pretending that at least half of their “friends” actually believe the hype about the Mayan calendar and the end of the world, and smugly gloating, “See? I told you morons there would be no Apocalypse!”

Besides, everyone knows the Most Annoying Day in Facebook History was the day this asshat started a Facebook fan page…

This pie chart reminds me about how bad people are with basic math…

Women who had natural boobs and think they look better with breast implants have obviously never seen themselves from the side. It has nothing to do with size, shape, perkiness, height or angle — women fail to comprehend that implants destroy the body’s natural curves and symmetry, an unintended side effect which automatically makes her look more masculine.

He says he can’t live there, but he seems to be doing quite a (weird) job of it, doesn’t he?