What Day is This?
January 14th, 2014 at 10:02 am by Mark
Tags: camels, drinking, go home, hump day
Have you ever mistaken a Thursday for Friday and completely screwed up your entire day because of it?
Archive for January, 2014
Tags: camels, drinking, go home, hump day
Having OCD Sucks
January 13th, 2014 at 4:49 pm by MarkTags: candy, cdo, Mental disorders, ocd, walmart
Some people have OCD so badly, they have to alphabetize is as CDO.
New Book: Understanding Women
January 12th, 2014 at 1:51 pm by MarkTags: dating, manual, relationships, sarcasm, understanding, women
I thought, “This is great! Apparently I’ve been clueless for 40-something years!” When I tried to buy one, there was no price tag, no one could tell me how much it cost, and they repeatedly insisted on quoting the terms and conditions of purchase. 😉
Random “Your Mom” Jokes
January 11th, 2014 at 5:06 pm by MarkTags: potato chips, prostitution, sarcasm, your mom
If she had a sign that said, “Lays, $5,” she could have been selling potato chips…
Stabbed With a Squirrel?
January 10th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by MarkTags: abuse, asshats, Beer, drinking, marriage, sammich, squirrels
Meanwhile, in crazy land…
It was, in fact, a ceramic squirrel, and the entire thing happened because the guy didn’t bring his wife back any beer. He was also, in fact, in the kitchen, unsupervised, making his own damn sammich when the attack occurred.
This story is starting to sound eerily familiar… But I digress. *cough*
Note: Courtesy of NBC 9, Story at NBC 2
