Archive for January, 2014

Wisconsin Closed

January 29th, 2014 at 1:55 pm by Zacque
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Meanwhile, up north…

You Know the Weather's Bad When They Close Wisconsin

Drunk Baby: Advice About Women

January 28th, 2014 at 11:04 pm by Mark
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This very well might explain a few friends’ douchey husbands…

Drunk Baby: Let me give you an advice about women. Yell loud enough and tits will fly into your mouth.

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Think She Takes Too Long in the Shower?

January 28th, 2014 at 9:17 pm by Mark
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It’s a common complaint by many men that women take far too long to get ready to leave the house. But just to be politically correct, up to 15% of men may like this, as well…

The New Pantene Shampoo Bottle ... Imagine How Long She Will Take to Get Ready Now!!

Herbal Essences “Dangerously Straight” Review

January 28th, 2014 at 7:57 pm by Mark
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Three women, and 25 others, like this…

Herbal Essences "Dangerously Straight" Shampoo Comment from Facebook: "I've been using this shampoo for like two weeks now and I'm still cautiously bisexual. :( #falseadvertising"

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Counting Sheep

January 28th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.

Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”

“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.

My Girlfriend asked me how many sexual partners I'd had. I started counting but fell asleep.