I once tried to pay for my coffee at Dunkin Donuts with two Kennedy fifty-cent coins. I say tried because they told me, “We don’t accept foreign currency.”

So what do you call this — a Lucky Strike? It’s certainly not a Camel, is it?

Tip: Kimberly, via Facebook

In another country, I once saw a restaurant selling, “Smelly Fish Balls” — a nasty, deep-fried treat of fish skins, salt and flour. Seems like they were 99 pence, too…

Sounds like something that could happen after kissing the boss’s ass too much, too often…

They say, those who can’t do teach, so this professor is forever alone. 😉