Author Archive for Cassie

Grammar is Sexy

June 27th, 2014 at 5:23 pm by Cassie
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Please note that the revised version does not include periods or colons.

Comma Sutra

Sarcastic Fortune Cookie

April 10th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Cassie
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So… I think my fortune cookie just told me to STFU…

Fortune: Silence is the great teacher, and to learn its lessons you must pay attention to it.

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Lost Boys vs. Twilight

March 26th, 2014 at 1:29 pm by Cassie
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His next statement was, “Back in our day, Vampires sucked blood…”

He sparkles? Are you fucking kidding me?

The Things You See in the Supermarket…

March 18th, 2014 at 5:58 pm by Cassie
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So do the parents…

Sign: "Baby needs beer & wines"

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What’s at the Rainbow’s End?

March 17th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Cassie
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There’s no pot of gold or leprechaun at the end of this rainbow. However, there is a stack of singles. And boobs.

Rainbow ends at Stripper billboard

Photo Credit: Copyright © 2014 Cassie