I hate to fill in 'about me' stuff. But my favorite quote is, "Early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
July 2nd, 2014 at 5:10 pm by Chered
Tags: cosplay, dogs, lisp, memes, phteven, star wars, yoda
“Your faiph in the Dark Fide of the Forph mifplaphed may be!”
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June 26th, 2014 at 5:53 pm by Chered
Tags: attention-whores, bitches, dating, dogs, innuendo, jealousy
Some bitches be trippin’ if they’re not the center of attention…
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April 20th, 2014 at 1:58 pm by Chered
Tags: chicken, easter, easter eggs, rabbit
I used to work at a fertility clinic… until one Easter when I hid all the eggs…
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April 9th, 2014 at 9:04 pm by Chered
Tags: cheating, feet, fetish, innuendo, marriage, philosoraptor, questions
And all I could think was, “open mouth, insert foot.”
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March 26th, 2014 at 5:09 pm by Chered
Tags: intelligence, prank, sarcasm, songs
Message from a Prick… The “P” is silent.
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