Want a balloon, too? They all float down here!

If you don’t want them looked at quit wearing tops that show more cleavage than the Grand Canyon. I mean really, ‘ladies.’

A few months ago a friend of mine’s wife kept bragging how she was just as crazy and mean as her mother. She had just told us the story about how her mother had put rat poison in her father’s coffee for months.

I know one person who wouldn’t be answering the phone at all but it’s his work number. lol

After this, I didn’t bother letting him watch Where the Red Fern Grows…