After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
This guy wants everyone to know that the next Occupy meeting will be held at the National Weather Service in Washington, DC. The Agenda is to boycott Winter because SNOW MAKES PEOPLE STUPID!
Agreed, Walmart can be a frightening place. But every time you see this, remember, that the person taking the photos & video was also there… and that they made a friggin’ Musical of it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxNgdFeWqM
To be honest, I don’t think any Walmart — save the one in Winchester, KY, which is completely FUBAR — can hold a candle to 3AM at Knoxville’s aptly named Fellini Kroger.
Blade places his hands on each of their shoulders, and quotes Edward. “Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.”
Remember that Star Trek episode where, like, Picard has the General’s chicken… then, like, Riker orders a Number One and then thirty minutes later, has a Number Two?
Fast forward to around 2:15 and you’ll find out about SEGA’s new toilet games, dubbed, “Toylets.” As much as I don’t want a camera watching me pee, I sure as HELL don’t want to end up with a “hot dog,” given the explanation that the first game works using Microwave Radar (amusingly explained at 4:20)…
