After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
May 21st, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
Tags: education, kids, pregnancy, schools, sex, teenagers
When I was in school facebook wasn’t here yet, cellphones where pagers and there wasn’t the best online SAT test prep courses making it easy for people, pregnancies during school were rare, where now they’re so commonplace, many schools actually have Parenting classes. Despite every instruction, despite widespread sexual education, kids — yes, teens are still kids! — emulate the crap they seen on reality television shows…
Sources-
https://www.checkpregnancy.com/car-seat-stroller-reviews/
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May 20th, 2013 at 5:39 pm by Mark
Tags: advertising, innuendo, your mom
Back in the 90’s, radio comedy show hosts Opie & Anthony did a hilarious radio advertisement about Hot Dicken’s Cider…
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May 19th, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark
Tags: fail, kitchen, sarcasm, tattoos
I’m not sure why I’ve had the sudden interest in bad tattoos lately. But for those in need, Amazon has a veritable treasure trove of tattoo removal gear
to fit most every budget…
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May 18th, 2013 at 5:01 pm by Mark
Tags: cheese, food, tattoos, velveeta, virginia, walmart
This is not the cheesiest tattoo I’ve ever seen, simply because I’ve seen one depicting Kraft’s Velveeta Shells & Cheese on someone at a WalMart in Virgina.
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May 17th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
Tags: ass, bugs, innuendo, roaches, tattoos, underwear, WTF
It’s a common fact that Roaches like dark places and run from the light, so I’m unsure if this means that there’s light in her underwear, or if she’s pretty sure her ass will never the light of day. Regardless… The last thing anyone wants to see when “unwrapping a present” is — bugs. *shudder!*
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