Enough Duckface, Already!

April 17th, 2013 at 5:01 pm by Mark
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For those who make Duckface photos, prepare to be shamed, because what can be seen cannot be unseen.

The Future: An inspecific amount of time beyond now when one remembers this photo while taking a duckface photo in the bathroom with their phone and feels stupid.

Why Do So Many Marriages End in Divorce?

April 16th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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I’ve watched similar “arguments,” however one-sided they might be, unfold often. Some people are simply too steadfast in jumping to conclusions and making wild assumptions, and regardless of logic, reason and proof, go on the offensive to “Attack!” and keep up the pressure afterwards. When things go from unfair to uncharacteristically sadistic, there’s little hope left.

Unfortunately, the vast majority of people who get this “mood” refuse to look at how their own behavior affects their relationship with their partner. And it’s not just women — this sort of fatalism is far too prevalent in both genders.

"After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your boyfriend."  "WTF! You can't be serious right now...it's cool though, Josh, that's why I've been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years you ASS"  "Wow...really? I was about to say I can't be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband... =("

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In Case of Apocalypse, Please Avoid These Places

April 15th, 2013 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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In case of Apocalypse, if movies are correct, you should also be sure to stay away from the White House in DC, the Pyramids in Egypt, the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the Millennium Bridge in London, the Colosseum in Rome, Hoover Dam on the border of Arizona & Nevada, and the Hollywood Sign.

You should also avoid the entire Jakarta, Los Angeles, & Washington, D.C. freeway systems… regardless of whether or there’s an Apocalypse going on.

If the Apocalypes Ever Happens, Stay Away From the Statue of Liberty

I Guess She’s Team Jacob…

April 14th, 2013 at 9:12 pm by Mark
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Apparently, she’s more into bestiality than necrophilia…

Flips off Robert Pattinson: "TEAM THIS LADY!"

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Grammar is Extremely Important

April 13th, 2013 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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In the immortal words of a very mortal Facebook user:

I hate people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re. There so stupid.

Grammar: The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit and Knowing You're Shit.