Too Many Lincolns

June 14th, 2014 at 5:01 pm by Mark
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I can only channel the old Dr. Pepper commercial and say, “Wouldn’t you like to be a Lincoln, too?”

Facebook: "The new Lincoln Continential has got to be the best looking classic car that's being brought back. Suicide doors and everything!"  Reply: Stick-car, "I'm a Lincoln."  Reply: President Lincoln.  Reply: Andrew Lincoln from the Walking Dead.

Kinky Party at Home Depot

May 1st, 2014 at 1:05 pm by Novia
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Home Depot apparently has party favors on aisle 15!

Home Depot: "Hardware Aisle 15 - Libricants, Rope & Chain, Screws, Tie Downs"

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Would an Atheist Just Ignore It?

April 20th, 2014 at 5:30 pm by Mark
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It is surprising the number of people who can dish it out, but can’t take it any more. 😉

Put a Darwin fish on a Christian's car, noone panics because it's all "part of the plan."  Place a Jesus fish on an Atheist's car then everyone loses their minds!

How Easter Eggs Are Made

April 20th, 2014 at 1:58 pm by Chered
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I used to work at a fertility clinic… until one Easter when I hid all the eggs…

This is how Easter Eggs are made. So don't even ask about how the Mini Chocolate eggs are made...

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Sarcastic Fortune Cookie

April 10th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Cassie
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So… I think my fortune cookie just told me to STFU…

Fortune: Silence is the great teacher, and to learn its lessons you must pay attention to it.

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