The question is, if you ever buy Bugles, do you still do it?

Hey, hear that song? I think Carly Simon’s ironically pointing her finger at someone…

“Seriously, if I wanted any shit from you, I’d squeeze your head.”

I lost my sense of humor like five years ago. It was replaced by sarcasm and disdain. This, in a nutshell, is why I’m so pissed at the world: stupid, self centered, egotistical, self righteous, entitled bitches.

It’s so much easier to just hang up the phone.