Posts Tagged with "blogging"

Asshat of the Day June 10, 2010

June 10th, 2010 at 9:27 pm by Zacque
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Language warning…¬† May not be suitable for the workplace, but anyway get back to work it’s why you’re there. ūüėČ

Today’s asshat of the day goes to some guy who has a lack of tact went it comes to commenting on a blog.¬† While I realize this guy allegedly is a health nut, but posting the phrase, “suck my big dick, he‚Äôs de best” is just totally¬†uncalled for.¬† To read the article about pipe smoking that is health nut who can’t see¬†a need for the finer things in life take a look here.¬†¬† But anyway here’s to you mister can’t have any tact when you comment on something you don’t agree with…

Blogitude in the Burgeoning Blogosphere

November 30th, 2009 at 12:18 am by Mark
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     It’s no big secret I haven’t been reading a lot of other blogs for a while.¬† It’s not because I’m a selfish ass, it’s just about time.¬† Well, that, and that I can’t find an RSS reader I like.¬†¬†Quite honestly, I wish I had a nipple on my ass just for Google Reader.¬† While it works well for many, I have nothing but problems with it.

     I’ve been hitting a lot of tangent reads, however, while looking at stats, and I’ve come across some that are just fit right in with my own twisted sense of humor.

      FU, Penguin is absolutely brilliant.¬† As an animal lover, I just can’t help but look at the beautiful pictures, and think about all the wonderful things this author has to say about each one of God’s creatures.¬† It just warms my heart, and sometimes, even gives me a woody. I love this blog so much, that I may actually buy the book rather than downloading it from Limewire.

     I found this next blog due to some 17-year-old prick from Michigan writing a crap article about the Ten Five Worst Blogs Ever.¬† Apparently, his math skills were as bad as his authorship.¬† I think it comes from buying too many fake drugs from 8 Mile.¬† So¬†STFU,¬†kiddo.¬† Eminem you are not.¬† And neither is Eminem.
     And thus is the¬†introduction to one of my new favorite reads,¬†The Worst SEO Blog Ever!, however SEOHack hasn’t written in days because he’s too busy microblogging stupid shit on Twitter.¬† If he could pull his head out of his rectum for five minutes, I’d actually like to have a chat with him, because, as the blog suggest, his SEO Blog is tremendously poor, while his SEO Skill is extremely high.¬† Irreverent, intelligent, and insightful as it may not be, I thoroughly enjoy reading it.

     And while we’re on the subject of finely attuned, irreverent link-whores, we certainly can’t forget our good friend Fracas, who’s closed her old wordpress.com blog in favor of her own domain so that she can put up ads to her heart’s —¬†and¬†pocket book’s —¬†delight.
     Don’t spend all those pennies in one place, Fracas, mah dear.¬† I mean, seriously, one good Snickers bar, and the blog fund will be broke all over again. ūüėČ

     Ahh, the Internet is a fun place.

     Good night, and good luck.

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MARK of the DEVIL

September 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pm by Zacque
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   I would like to point out that we here at Blogitude.com have hit the 666th post.  This esteemed honor of the 666th post goes to Mr. Mark Steel.

¬†¬† I find it very amusing that in this blog Mark said he was tired of being screwed over, screwed with, while I wish that he could just get the screw he wants…¬† LOL!
666th post

666th post

 

  So I salute you Mark,  this beer is on you!

Rated E for Excellent

February 17th, 2008 at 2:22 pm by Mark
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Excellent Blog     Amusingly, WhoreChurch has awarded blogitude.com the Excellent Blog award due to the following reason:

Mark gets the award because he would beat me up if I didn’t give him the award.

¬†¬†¬†¬† While the reasoning is patently untrue (I’d be more likely to beat him for saying I’m “not unavailable” *snicker*) the award — and thought — is appreciated.

     And thus, I pass the Award along to these five:

  • Fracas, because she’s also twisted hilarious, and because she’s impressed me with her mad marketing skills she learnt from the Nelson Marketing agency over the last year;
  • Diva’s Ranting Again (formerly Divalicious), because Diva would beat me up if I didn’t give her the award;
  • The Silverbacks, because it’s hilarious, and pretty much the first place I click on the off days when I start surfing;
  • Absolutely True, which is basically the Blog version of News of the Weird;
  • and last, but certainly not least, Instapinch, for having the balls to live in DC and be a Patriot —¬†at the same time, even!¬† That’s an impressive feat these days!¬† Plus, it’s fun as Hell watching him rip a Moonbat apart piece by piece and feed him back his words.¬† ūüėČ

¬†¬†¬†¬† So, kudos, ya’ll.¬† Pass it on to five more.¬† ūüėČ

 UPDATE: 7:16PM EST

¬†¬†¬†¬† Ok, I just noticed that it’s supposed to be TEN, not FIVE.¬† I am a dork.

¬†¬†¬†¬† And so, in keeping it Local, I’ll add to the list the Usual Suspects:

     Enjoy!

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Another Catty Bitch

January 8th, 2008 at 2:57 pm by Diva
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I make my rounds down¬† at Blogger’s Landing on a daily basis.¬†

Here you’ll find all kinds of people.¬† You find folks who rant and rave, folks who have public service announcements, folks reflecting on life… you name it you’ll find it.¬†¬†

I recently saw something that has been bugging the piss out of me.¬† I’m not going to make a daily stop at a particular page anymore because it is a major buzz kill to my joy and happiness factor.¬† And God knows, I don’t need anybody kicking me out of joy and happiness.¬† I won’t name any names, that wouldn’t be right.

This is just a public service announcement so that folks will realize that a blog that is used as a platform for a non-stop personal vendetta is extremely boring.

I’m not the victim of the below bunch of bullshit.¬† I’m not even sure I know who the victim of this blogger is, but I know for a long, long time this has been going on and frankly I’m bored as a monkey with no fucking trees to swing from with it all.¬† I don’t think I’ll be passing by her blog for tea and crumpets again because her style of writing makes me sad.

It’s a mean nasty person who is constantly stirring up crap with an people by constantly picking old wounds to keep them open.

I totally understand the occassional happening with an ex and it being something interesting or even just something a sister needs to vent about. Or a past ghost comes up and bites a brother in the ass…. makes for interesting reading and is perfectly acceptable.¬†

But, when someone makes it part of their daily routine to check up on and often write crap about someone, it’s sad.¬† These kind of people need to get a life.¬† A real life, not fantasy world.¬†

Whether whatever happened was right or wrong on either side, enough is enough.¬† The slamming of another person and constant degradation is boring to say the least.¬† I don’t think the person I’m referring to bothers to check my shit out, but if they do, I hope they are not infatuated enough with themselves¬†not to realize this is a wake up call.¬† Knock it off.¬†

Get a fucking life, or not.¬† I don’t care either way. I’m a big girl and I can just stay away from your blogs.