“Seriously, if I wanted any shit from you, I’d squeeze your head.”

Well, that certainly explains why I like zombies so much!

Jinxed myself. I specifically remember saying last week, “I never get sick!” I take a missing ankle and heal up in a week. But this chest crap and fever? It makes me whiney and destroys my brain to this point…

I’m sorry to report that I’m not feeling very “patriotic” lately, given my personal circumstances. Regardless, I do wish everyone a happy — and, most of all, safe! — Fourth of July.

As if the Dating scene wasn’t traumatic enough…