Posts Tagged with "crime"

Woman Busted for Offering Sex for McNuggets

August 4th, 2012 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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I’ll bet she wanted a Big Mac, too. Supersize it!

Her Boobs are Bigger…

March 8th, 2012 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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Aside from the fact that she’s guilty of trespassing on private property and criminal vandalism, doesn’t she sound like a keeper?

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Accidental Injuries

February 11th, 2012 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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Marines have been known to cause all sorts of accidental injuries.

Those Damn Imperial Hooligans

July 25th, 2010 at 4:00 pm by Mark
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It starts with a bit of raging against Authority.

Sooner or later, they’re being arrested for minor crimes.

And eventually, move up to major crimes…

Pay attention to the warning signs!

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Torturer, Murderer Lemaricus Davidson Sentenced to Death

October 30th, 2009 at 4:11 pm by Mark
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     While anti-Death Penalty activists littered the streets with see-no-evil, hear-no-evil antics, a Knox County Jury who actually heard the case against Lemaricus Davidson were deliberating.

     It was a short deliberation.

     Davidson was sentenced to Death.

     A joint press release by Saddam Hussein and Jeffrey Dahmer says that there was overwhelming applause for the outcome of the trial, and wish Davidson a safe and expedient journey to his new residence in Hell.

     “Ain’t so bad, cause you can smoke anywhere,” said Tupac Shakur, another Hell resident. “But they ain’t got Menthol.”

     I will attempt to keep this post up-to-date with new developments.