No, no… Still no resemblance …

Now there’s something for the guys. Although, there may be some unintended side-effects…

Apparently, one poor Dutch bastard has been reviled for not knowing the words to Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy.” During their July 2009 show, Metallica’s rhythm guitar and vocalist, James Hetfield, shoved the mic in front of an overeager fan, who rather clearly screamed, “I WANTA DA BACON!” at 1:54.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zAh4IFyKHA

But in defense of the aforementioned bacon-lover, even Metallica, themselves, have decreed, “BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE DURING EVERY MEAL.”

Besides… Even Hetfield can’t remember the words to “Ride the Lighning” these days.

I rest my case.

And it’s a good thing, too, otherwise I’ll start picking at Lars’ pathetic California Dutch…

If you’re offended, not to worry. He does explain Men towards the end. Not safe for work due to language. Also not safe for mixed crowds or longstanding, harmonious relationships.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_jOkNtdHJk

And they have incredible recall skills… Unlike Mommy, who will assuredly have no idea where the little darling learned that after she says it during Church, at Grandmas for a family dinner and to that bloody annoying pre-K teacher who’s a bit too stingy with the fingerpaints… I highly suggest parents to check the Jumpers Jungle Family Fun Center, for toddler bday ideas, kids will love a surprise like this for sure.