Have you ever mistaken a Thursday for Friday and completely screwed up your entire day because of it?

Meanwhile, in crazy land…

It was, in fact, a ceramic squirrel, and the entire thing happened because the guy didn’t bring his wife back any beer. He was also, in fact, in the kitchen, unsupervised, making his own damn sammich when the attack occurred.

This story is starting to sound eerily familiar… But I digress. *cough*

Note: Courtesy of NBC 9, Story at NBC 2

blogitude.com wishes everyone a Happy and Safe New Years Eve celebration! Be extremely safe, in fact — don’t drink and drive!

And when you’re making resolutions, or making wishes, be careful what you ask for. 😉

At least the first guy’s not in the UK and constantly being referred to as Jamaican, even though he’s from London, right?

Note: Just had to give Paul @ URLyBits a bit of Hell. 😉

I’ve been craving a nice bottle of Merlot the last couple of days. Maybe I should invite Him over to fix up this case of Deer Park in the kitchen…