This is a common sense fail, pregnancy fail, racism fail and biology fail all rolled into one. This sort of “genius” should be bred out of the gene pool, not into it.

Although, you have to admire how straightforward he was about it.

Paradoxical product placement by Erwin Shrödinger’s great grandson, Bobby Jim.

Still, with this image, I can’t help but think it was the store’s lack of condom ads on the beer & wine aisle that got them into that mess, anyway…

Note: Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is a purely a freakin’ joke.

Although, the “backflip” in question will most probably be a back-handed, one-fingered salute…

Regardless of the popularity of this particular t-shirt, Salt Lake, Utah still holds the sales record for SLUT merchandise.