Posts Tagged with "food"

Please Use Tongue

January 30th, 2014 at 9:08 pm by Mark
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That’s what she said…

Bread: "Do not touch braed with hands. Please use tongue."

Gynecology Restaurant?

January 24th, 2014 at 9:29 pm by Mark
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I’m fairly certain they won’t offer an All-You-Can-Eat buffet…

Hospital Sign: Gynaecology / Restaurant

 

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Who Knew Vader Was So Sweet

January 24th, 2014 at 7:31 pm by Mark
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The least they could have done was make it from Dark Chocolate…

I Find Your Lack of Diabeetus Disturbing

Forget to go to the Gym?

January 21st, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today! That's... Let's see... 8 years in a row now...

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Something Extra in Your Sandwich (NSFW)

January 17th, 2014 at 9:35 pm by Mark
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The least he could do is eat it. The best he could do is finish.

I don't think I can eat this sandwich...