February 14th, 2014 at 9:57 pm by Mark
Tags: crabs, funny signs, gifts, innuendo, pets, sarcasm, std, valentines day
At least, in this case, it’s not a “gift that keeps on giving” like you might get from some people…

Tip: Vlas, via Facebook
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December 24th, 2013 at 5:42 pm by Mark
Tags: Christmas, gifts, it's a trap, relationships, star wars
We wish everyone a safe and happy Christmas Eve!

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June 11th, 2013 at 5:26 pm by Mark
Tags: beyonce, gifts, homeless, money, seems legit
While we’re at it, I’ll just go ahead and believe everything on the Internet is true, politicians never lie, the check actually is in the mail, and that the red eyes and cotton mouth aren’t actually the first stage of anaphylactic shock because weed is actually good for me given that it’s all natural — just like uranium, arsenic and lead… Thank you! Drive through…

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February 14th, 2013 at 3:03 pm by Mark
Tags: gifts, men, valentines day, women
It’s 3PM, and you haven’t gotten her a Valentine’s Day gift yet? Problem solved!

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December 21st, 2012 at 10:36 pm by Mark
Tags: apocalypse, calendar, gifts, mayans
From all of us here at blogitude.com, we hope you’ve had a happy and safe Apocalypse!
We’d also like to leave you with a friendly reminder that the Mayan calendar ended today, December 21st, 2012. So if you happen to have any Mayan friends, a new calendar would make an excellent Holiday gift!

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