If the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was the symbol of knowledge and freewill, and the average Apple product is connected to all the knowledge of mankind with a “Think Different!” moniker, then I’d say the new Pope is f@#$ed…
It’s been a long pondered question as to why God asked the Biblical Abraham to kill his son Isaac. Most simply consider it a test of Abraham’s faith, given that the order was rescinded…
“Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.” — Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975
