Although, I think that could get boring real fast…

In contrast to dogs, cats rub your legs because they want attention — not because they’re horny.

By contrast, lock a friend and your dog in the trunk for twelve hours. Which one will be happy to see you when you open it?

Barry was utterly baffled at the bizarre request his wife had made the night before, but in the interest of marital harmony, he begrudgingly decided to surprise her as she returned home from work that afternoon. Still, as with every other act of kindness, he was certain she’d find fault with it…