Of course, the high-tech version of this includes a wheel, a piezo electric generator, a computer and a wrist strap…

Funny how due to the evolution of the English language we’re left with a rather disturbing mental image when reading this sign.

Of course, there’s also the argument that it was literal, and meant for the those who weren’t intelligent enough to use a voting machine a few years ago… I’m jus’ sayin’…

Got the t-shirt. Of course, it being two sizes too large was a dead giveaway.

It could always be worse…