Your Parents Always Told You Not To…
April 7th, 2012 at 12:28 pm by MichelleTags: food, innuendo, marketing, pussy, sex
Sometimes it is okay to play with your food.
Sometimes it is okay to play with your food.
Shock value advertising has been a growing trend in the UK for the last two years. Going backwards from the March 2010 release of Fucking Hell, we also find Pussy from 2009:
The name Pussy shocks and demands attention — that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.
As much as the sales team can wax poetic about the value of Pussy, their television commercials do seem to leave people wondering.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBhIr_FbzCU
Many young women in the UK have decided to experiment with Pussy. Sometimes they like it, and sometimes they don’t. It’s so difficult to tell peoples’ particular preference these days.
If you’re into Pussy, you can find it almost everywhere in London, from street corners in the morning on the way to work, to pubs and clubs in the late evening.
But one thing is for certain. Pussy can be damned expensive…
No, no… Still no resemblance …
Ok, is this “pussy” thing getting old yet?
Everyone’s probably seen these sorts of things before, but this one’s an ode to a great site, icanhascheezburger.com, the canonical list of LOLCATS and other animals who are “IN UR COMPUTER STEALIN’ UR INTERNETS!” It’s also to draw attention to the fact that some asshat decided to steal some of those photos and sell them as Merchandise over on Cafepress… pathetic… good thing they shut him down.
Anyway … I gotta say it one last time …
Check out this pussy …
Yes, I took the photo last year, and just finished messing it up. So there. Mine. Mine! 😉