Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

Too Many Lincolns

June 14th, 2014 at 5:01 pm by Mark
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I can only channel the old Dr. Pepper commercial and say, “Wouldn’t you like to be a Lincoln, too?”

Facebook: "The new Lincoln Continential has got to be the best looking classic car that's being brought back. Suicide doors and everything!"  Reply: Stick-car, "I'm a Lincoln."  Reply: President Lincoln.  Reply: Andrew Lincoln from the Walking Dead.

Too Much Information?

April 8th, 2014 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s just too easy…

YOUR PANTS + LAST THING YOU ATE = YOUR APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM NAME.  OP: "Purple Pizza lol"  Commenter 1: "Haha blue taco salad" Commenter 2: No Tuna Salad `o_O^" OP: "So xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not wearing pants?" Commenter 2: "Nope ;-)" OP: "wow awkward!!!" Commenter 3: "Blue biscuit?"  Commenter 2: "It's after 5PM and I'm in my room.  I DO WHAT I WANT! lol"

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Intelligence Test

March 26th, 2014 at 5:09 pm by Chered
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Message from a Prick… The “P” is silent.

Only 12% of the worlds population can solve this... Say the opposite of these words in under thirty seconds and comment with the answer. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me. 6. Down

Lost Boys vs. Twilight

March 26th, 2014 at 1:29 pm by Cassie
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His next statement was, “Back in our day, Vampires sucked blood…”

He sparkles? Are you fucking kidding me?

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International Disturbed People’s Day

March 16th, 2014 at 7:32 pm by Novia
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Just a note to some of my special friends…

Today is International Disturbed People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a distrubed friend just like I have done.  I don't care if you lick the windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee yourself. You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.