Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

Ever Ruin Both Sides of an Argument?

March 2nd, 2014 at 1:26 pm by Chered
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Pissing off people shouldn’t be this much fun!!

That moment with you piss a conservative and a leftie off simultaneously... by proclamining you believe in gun rights for married gay couples to defend their home and marijuana plants.

The Most Interesting Man in the World on Stability

February 26th, 2014 at 5:38 pm by Mark
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In today’s world, stability can be fleeting. From horrible relationships with lovers, friends and family to trouble with jobs, money and work, it’s no wonder so many people get their stability by leaning on a bar.

Most Interesting Man in the World: "I don't always need more stability in my life... When I do, I lean like this."

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Some Hope for Bieber Fans

February 25th, 2014 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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Apparently, self-awareness and a modicum of maturity can help some of the most hopeless Justin Bieber fans.

Twitter User: "I'm done trying to defend justin ;( he's so stupid :( :("  Response: "The fall has begun."  Repsonse: "THEY'RE BECOMING SELF-AWARE."

Tasteless Valentines Day Gift

February 14th, 2014 at 9:57 pm by Mark
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At least, in this case, it’s not a “gift that keeps on giving” like you might get from some people…

Little Critters Pet Store Sign: "Give Your Valentine Crabs!  All Crabs 25% Off!"

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Imagine That Blind Date…

February 8th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Mark
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     “I don’t like analysts,” she said.
     “I’m a Systems Analyst, not a behavioral analyst,” I replied.
     “Good,” she replied, sounding relieved. “Because the last guy I went out with put the ‘the’ in psychotherapist.”

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