Posts Tagged with "sex"

Ya Know, They Make a Pill for That…

March 13th, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark
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Of course, possessing this much brilliant sarcasm may also be a reason he’s still single.

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What Not to Sell at a Sporting Event

March 9th, 2012 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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English is a very complex language with many subtleties. In addition to being modified by adjectives, nouns can also be modified by other nouns. In certain instances, the incorrect usage of nouns can lead to rather embarrassing, or even dangerous, conversations.

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Product Design Flaw: Buzz Lightyear Cup

March 9th, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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The only way this product could have been worse is if you blow into the straw and Buzz Lightyear says, “To infinity, and beyond your lips.”

Note: Toy Story and Buzz Lightyear are ™ & © 1995-2012 Disney/Pixar. All Rights Reserved.

Want Someone to Love You for your Brain Instead of your Body?

March 7th, 2012 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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As if the Dating scene wasn’t traumatic enough…

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Sarcastic Teenagers

March 6th, 2012 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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Though considered troublesome by many, teenage sarcasm may be directly proportionate to the number of “TMI” (Too Much Information) episodes by a given parent…