Posts Tagged with "toilet"

Men’s Toilet Etiquette

November 18th, 2012 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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Some people are such jerks…

Something You Don’t Want to Come Home To

July 3rd, 2012 at 5:50 pm by Mark
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Coming home to find that Edward Cullen took a crap in your toilet and didn’t flush has to top the list.

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Finding a Toilet When Travelling

June 12th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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Men are notorious for driving long distances without a potty break, they just grab their PNW backpack fill it with everything and start the road trip. Women are notorious hating to go on road trips with guys who won’t make an occasional stop. And, often, these men stop only to find that the toilet is completely unsuitable for a woman…

Romantic Kiss Fail?

May 30th, 2011 at 1:01 pm by Mark
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Perhaps … but the bigger Fail is that someone actually took the photo.

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Via.

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Calling Over and Over and Over and …

May 25th, 2010 at 11:58 am by Mark
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     Doncha hate it when people call, you ignore it or don’t answer because you’re in the middle of something, and they keep calling over and over and over, not leaving a voicemail, or actually giving you any more than two seconds peace between rings?

     After about the third time, you’re thinking, “Oh, shit, this must be important!”  So you answer the call…
     “Hey? Whatcha doing?”

     My favorite answer?  “Well, dumbass, I was busy ignoring your incessant, non-emergency phone calls, but you interrupted that…”

     Of course, I’ve used a few others. 

     “Ok, do you hear the water?  I am in the f#$*ing shower, ya know…”
     “WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL TO TAKE A DUMP IN PEACE?”
     “What?  So it’s not important?  Well, sorry I was busy whacking it, and I was almost there…. thanks!”

     Of course, three years ago, it was always because, well, “we” were “busy” just about every waking hour.   Callers like that rarely expected to hear two voices answering the same phone… And ya know what…
     I do miss that, if nothing else…