Note that today’s post is one of the few on the Internet which is not about Steve Jobs’ latest creation, the iPad. Also note that we will not be making any lame jokes about the iPad Mini, the iPad Maxi or the iPad With Wings. Also, also note that we will not be making any jokes about the Apple Marketing Department caressing their inner womanhood, ever so slightly at first in a circular motion, then harder while reversing the direction, becoming slightly faster as the heavy breathing begins, harder and faster in the opposite direction, gripping the sheets with the other hand while … wait …
Sorry, I went off on a tangent.
The truth is, we here at blogitude.com feel that testosterone-laden innuendo should never be mixed with feminine hygiene products, or the body parts that the aforementioned products are used on. Especially not when it’s Steve Jobs…
Ack, another tangent… only that one did manage to make me throw up in my mouth a bit….
Now, seriously, back on subject. Testosterone and feminine products just don’t mix. The results can be… well… something like this video…
Now, I certainly hope you’ve all learned your lesson.
When I think about the really bad 80’s movie, The Lost Boys (starring a couple of Corey’s and a young 24 Star), the only thing that’s truly memorable is Grandpa’s line at the end…
That’s one thing I always hated about Santa Carla… all the goddamn vampires!
Apparently, Lawndale, California will have no such problem, thanks to patriots like Councilman Jim Ramsey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bNvt-z0QiM
When you consider Lawndale’s geographic location, it’s pretty sound logic, methinks. There are plenty of things that suck around there.
“General” Larry Platt — as opposed to a single, specific Larry Platt — seems to have caused a stir in the world of reality television and the Internet by singing and dancing to his original masterwork, “Pants on the Ground.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFx4-gyo1_0
This does, of course, underscore the reason I don’t watch television. But I’m certain that the brilliant marketing automation tools and machine which is Fox Network’s American Idol just gathered a few million new viewers for airing this foolishness… Speaking of marketing, you may also want to use decals to reach people, customers or viewers. Most people still consider these advertising methods compared to online strategy.
Not to be outdone, of course, NBC had their own take on this soon-to-be-hit song, thanks to the talented sarcasm of former Saturday Night Live star, Jimmy “Neil Young” Fallon.
Amusingly, Jimmy Fallon’s satirical take made more sense than the actual Neil Young’s last album…
Most people know better than to mix Religion, Politics and Alcohol. But occasionally, a combination of two of those three things can be as wise as it is comical. Such is the case with this particular John R. Butler song… (NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6gMVG0gxOw
Note: And an obligatory hat tip to Tall Paul for giving it a mention
I’ve wanted one thing for the last three Christmas’s in a row. The only reason I didn’t want it for the Christmas’s prior was because, well, I didn’t know it existed.
In the spirit of Christmas — and drinking — I refuse to put Bob & Doug MacKenzie’s Twelve Days of Christmas on this blog because it’s just too cliche. Instead, I’d have you all enjoy this alternative Bob & Doug MacKenzie bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgVspgy184
So Merry Christmas, boys and girls. And may all your beer be mouse-free.
