Posts Tagged with "chinese"

Asian Facial Recognition Fail

January 21st, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Given that all Asians don’t actually “all look alike,” it’s apparent that Facebook’s facial recognition protocols are a bit too fuzzy for comfort in this politically correct, race-card-throwing era…

Facebook Facial Recognition: "Want to tag yourself?"

Sarcastic Fortune Cookie

April 10th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Cassie
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So… I think my fortune cookie just told me to STFU…

Fortune: Silence is the great teacher, and to learn its lessons you must pay attention to it.

Photo: Copyright © 2014 Cassie Sams

Adventures at Taco Bell

March 8th, 2014 at 7:00 pm by Jason
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Sitting in Taco Bell with a friend and I hear fluent Spanish. I look around and, lo and behold, there’s a Mexican gentleman sitting across the restaurant. “It’s a good Chinese restaurant because lots of Chinese eat there,” seems silly now…

Taco Bell Mild Sauce: "Will you marry me?"  When my girlfriend of 6 years asked for some hot sauce, without thinking I handed her this... ...after a few seconds she screamed "YES!" and started crying uncontrollably... ...What the Hell Taco Bell?

Not Exactly What I Expected at the Chinese Restaurant

May 24th, 2013 at 9:17 pm by Mark
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After all of this, my fortune said, “You have an interesting tool for success. Use it wisely.” I didn’t even have to add, “…in bed” to the end.

Variegated Crap Heads

You Like Fu King Chinese?

April 21st, 2013 at 5:48 pm by Mark
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Fu King Chinese Restaurant in Lake City, Florida might be Fu King great, or a Fu King letdown according to the reviews.

Fu King Chinese Restaurant.  "We sell Fu King t-shirts!"