Posts Tagged with "fail"

Kids Begging for Money

March 16th, 2014 at 3:38 pm by Jason
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Yesterday a kid walked up to me in a restaurant and asked if he could “borrow” my money. I said, “No go ask your daddy.” I wanted to see what man he went to and punch him in the face but the kid walked all over the restaurant like he had no parents. It’s hard to blame the kids.

"Too Late Now... Your Child is an Asshole: A Guide for Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes."  by Barbara Simmons, author of ADMIT IT: Your Child is Having a Fucking Meltdown

Kids, Stay in School

March 12th, 2014 at 3:02 pm by Cassie
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This is what happens when you sleep through Science, Geography, and History classes. At least he got a “C-” in English.

via Twitter: "Somebody Tried To Tell Me There Was 50 States in America. Nuh Uh Cause The Scientists Found Out Pluto Dont Exist. We Got 49 Dumbass."  I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANY MORE.

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Bad Tattoo #568

March 11th, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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I’ve been loathe to post this, given that some woman on Pinterest snidely chastised me with, “Who are YOU to decide it’s a bad tattoo?” I decided to go ahead, since I’m pretty sure everyone else but her will agree…

Bad Tattoo: "Never Don't Give Up."

Photoshop Fail: Don’t Forget the Mirror

March 1st, 2014 at 9:12 pm by Mark
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She said she was really bad at Photoshop. Did not disappoint…

Boobs: Too bad she didn't Photoshop her face out of the mirror.

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Ironic Slogan for a Courier Service

February 27th, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Jason
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TNT Express: Taking the logic out of logistics.

Crashed Truck Logo: "Yes we can!"  Caption: "No you can't!"