Posts Tagged with "knives"

Is it Strange to Take a Knife on a Date?

March 6th, 2014 at 5:09 pm by Novia
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My grandfather always told me not to date a boy that didn’t carry a pocket knife. It’s a good quote. I’ve certainly learned my lesson!

When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute. I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date.

What Would You Do if Someone Pulled a Knife on You?

January 22nd, 2014 at 4:25 pm by Zacque
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While it may seem uncharacteristically sexist to some, it’s also good to have a sense of humor and think, “This is what Mark should have done back 2008!” lol

If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her woman instincts will kick in and she'll make you a saandwich.

Revenge of the Lobster?

June 12th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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At least it wasn’t a Terrorist Lobster who ran into the middle of the kitchen screaming, “Arthropodu ackbar!” while detonating an improvised explosive device… I really hate when that happens.

Lobster with a Knife: "You Caught the Wrong Lobster!"

Not Any Kids I Know, You Won’t!

February 18th, 2013 at 9:54 pm by Mark
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Why pay $12.95 when you can get an entire set of Ronco knives for only $9.99?

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