Posts Tagged with "urlybits"

Stupid Math Tricks: The Movie Test

August 6th, 2011 at 4:00 am by Mark
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This one also knows when you’re lying.

Movie Test. Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of the 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how. Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below. Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works. Now look up your number in the list below... 1. Gone with the Wind. 2. E.T. 3. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With a Goat 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders of the Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire 18. Toy Story  It is really amazing, isn't it?

The D***head Song (Original REVENGE Song) [NSFW]

July 28th, 2011 at 4:00 am by Mark
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Miles Betterman seems to have hit the nail with a sledgehammer for any number of people I can think of on a whim…


Real Estate Agent Fail

July 27th, 2011 at 8:00 am by Mark
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This could be easily explained by saying that he stayed at this hotel

Dick Payne: First National Real Estate

Valid Reason for Politicians to Get In Shape

July 9th, 2011 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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Let’s be honest: the five-Martinis-at-lunch-induced belly doesn’t go so well with the Weiner.

politicians, get in shape for your next scandalous photo. Pump up your approval ratings. Join now for summer rates. NYSC: new york sports clubs. There's a million reasons to joib!

Photo Credit: Jodie Manross, via Facebook

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Wet Crotch Clarification

July 3rd, 2011 at 11:00 am by Mark
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I’ve walked around today in awe, making sure multiple times that my crotch wasn’t wet and that nothing was staining my pants.  I finally asked, “Was there a Cosmo article that said women should stare at a man’s crotch and then flash a coy smile, or is it just me?”

Apparently, it’s just me.

Unlike this poor bastard…