Archive for May, 2012

Where Bacon Cheeseburgers Come From

May 31st, 2012 at 5:53 pm by Mark
Tags: , , ,

Any questions?

Grandma’s Hairy Beaver

May 30th, 2012 at 5:51 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , ,

Could have been worse…

…Grandma could’ve called you out for your spelling.

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

The Trouble with Tattoos

May 25th, 2012 at 5:08 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , , , ,

Several years ago, I posted a photo of a Japanese man that went viral — he was wearing a white t-shirt with a single word on it: “BITCH.” He loved the idea of English, and bought the shirt because it had English written on it, but didn’t understand what the word meant.

The same goes for Tattoos. So often, Americans will mark themselves with any number of Asian languages, claiming to know its origins and meanings. The trouble with Chinese, especially, is that the words carry an entirely different meaning when taken out of context.

I guess what I’m saying is … You can make a perfect ass of yourself with a tattoo in English, so why bother getting something offensive in a different language?

Government Intervention in Small Business

May 24th, 2012 at 5:52 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , , , ,

Our Federal Government, despite claiming to care, doesn’t mind making sweeping changes and regulations which are destroying small businesses in this country.

But officers, I'm not selling sex. I'm selling condoms with a free demonstration

Get $20 of bonus stock when you make a deposit on Stash!

Black Ice Cream?

May 22nd, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , ,

It’s odd to have lived long enough to see teenaged girls screaming profanities and slurs while fighting in the hallways, and teenaged boys being emotionally needy and crying at the drop of a hat.