I’ve been loathe to post this, given that some woman on Pinterest snidely chastised me with, “Who are YOU to decide it’s a bad tattoo?” I decided to go ahead, since I’m pretty sure everyone else but her will agree…

The question is, if you ever buy Bugles, do you still do it?

Hey, hear that song? I think Carly Simon’s ironically pointing her finger at someone…

“Seriously, if I wanted any shit from you, I’d squeeze your head.”

I lost my sense of humor like five years ago. It was replaced by sarcasm and disdain. This, in a nutshell, is why I’m so pissed at the world: stupid, self centered, egotistical, self righteous, entitled bitches.