It certainly feels like it rape when you consider what public transportation costs these days…

It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.

Just in case it didn’t sink in the first time: Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

My grandfather always told me not to date a boy that didn’t carry a pocket knife. It’s a good quote. I’ve certainly learned my lesson!

I’m not the only one with my mind in the gutter. LOL