Author Archive for Mark

After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnet™ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy. Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.

My Problem with those Damned Vampires

November 1st, 2010 at 9:00 pm by Mark
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The biggest problem with those freakin’ vampires is that they’re always tryin’ to be so damned clever!

That said, if Garlic kept away Sarcasm like it did clever Vampires, I’d probably be the most boring, humourless tool on the face of the planet. Me, I always end up with the stupid ones…

Baby’s Got Blood

October 22nd, 2010 at 8:00 am by Mark
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Baby’s got BLOOD — not Back. And no, IT’S NOT FUNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ

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Wash Your Balls

September 8th, 2010 at 1:26 pm by Mark
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Yes, I realize it’s been out a few months, given that I rarely see a television, this was new to me… And hilarious that it’s real.

The Complete History of Russia

August 27th, 2010 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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Arranged to the music of that terrible time waster from years ago…

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Why Marijuana Will Not Be Legalized

August 21st, 2010 at 4:16 am by Mark
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Marijuana is far too volatile a substance.  So let’s look at it from a Medical perspective:

There’s a good percentage of the population who react oppositely to what you’re always told.  Instead of relaxing, laughing a bit, they become paranoid, panicked and even violent.  While Smokers and users of the mini dab rig generally suggest this is a mere “1% of the population,” as per the NORML (National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws) rhetoric, it’s simply not true.  Medical professionals generally agree the percentage is around fifty percent, and even higher when used together with alcohol and even some non-prescription drugs. On websites like https://highergrounds.ca/ you can find testimonials of people who really enjoy it and feel it helps them, but we have to think about society at large, not just a few people, we need more discussion about facts. Although when consuming drugs is important to not abuse drugs because they can cause drug addiction. Drug addiction is one of the worst things that you can experience, if you know someone who needs help visit https://firststepbh.com/blog/alcoholism-effects-addicts-kids.
There’s also the rhetoric that it’s less harmful than cigarettes, which is entirely untrue.  Marijuana features a much higher level genotoxicity, and is capable of causing errors in genetic replication at eight times of the rate of cigarettes.  Genotoxins can lead to tumors, and can passed on in the form of birth defects.  As for the generally held myth that it contains less tar than cigarettes, even best-case scenario, a single joint contains eight times the amount of tar — along with 50% more carcinogens — than an entire pack of Camel Lights.

Past the obvious and immediate health effects, you end up with the “high” effects.  Unlike Alcohol, which is legal, the effects of Marijuana vary too greatly per person, and there’s no way to guage a “recommended dosage,” or how long the effects will last.  While a shot of alcohol relies on a “high” based on a purely biological trigger — cellular osmosis — and will fully run its course in around four hours, the effects of Marijuana come from inhibiting neuron reception and asphyxiation, with long-term daily use causing permanent and irreversible brain damage, so in case anyone consume this drug to help with their health, they should know there are better options and supplements that help with this, they can go to some websites to get a patriot power greens free sample and find out how good is for their health.

Pretty much what you end up with is that only Weed Smokers and NORML say it isn’t harmful, when there’s plenty of medical data to the contrary. This applies to pain management as well, where there are less harmful to administer options such as cbd oil. As you can see in this article at anipots.com, there are no known side-effects and no harm to lungs which would invariably occur from smoking.

Several Politicians have gained voters by claiming they support Marijuana Legalization.  Unfortunately, these are usually the exact people who intend to make money from it.  Every weed smoker in the United States says, “Never trust when someone says, ‘We’re from the Government and we’re here to help you.'”  Unfortunately, they seem to throw out that logic for the first Senator who says he’s going to push for Reform…

Of course, when faced with this kind of information, smokers end up showing off the long-term effects of their escapism: diminished emotional capacity and stunted conflict resolution skills.

And if you don’t believe me, just watch the comments…

Check out more information about Marijuana at the U.S. National Institute of Health and the National Highway Transport Safety Authority.