Ferrets

October 23rd, 2011 at 4:00 am by Mark
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Given the opportunity, one of the things people find most perplexing about me is how much animals love me. Be it the angriest dog or the most shy housecat, or even wild animals such as deer or tigers, they show little fear and seek out my attention like I’m an old friend they’ve known for years. Unless they’re ferrets.

For whatever reason, as soon as I near one, even the most docile of ferrets will turn ferocious, seeking blood from the closest jugular vein they can attach themselves to, whether it belongs to me or the poor bastard holding them.

Ferrets are evil, and I know this. And I’m sure I’m not the only one…

Jesus Saves

October 8th, 2011 at 6:35 pm by Mark
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The next time YOU need to move YOUR mobile home, remember:

JESUS SAVES — By using Christ His Grace is Sufficient Mobile Home Service and Transporting, Inc. to transport His mobile home.

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Why Netflix is Splitting Itself in Two

September 21st, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Mark
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After the last few months of rate hikes and the new decision by Netflix to split its DVD rental business away into a separate business called “Qwikster,” the blogosphere is rife with criticism. Some critiques, however, are more spot on than others…

Why Netflix is Splitting Itself In Two: A Cartoon by The Oatmeal

Macs… Computer Compensation

August 26th, 2011 at 2:36 am by Zacque
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Mac Compensation


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Proof that a company with an inferior product can’t get by on selling you their idea of how you should live, work, and play.  Now they project their own inferiority on you as well.  Just wait I bet it won’t only be the power adapter.

Make sure your website is mobile-friendly and be sure to look at more info or ask for search engine optimization.

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Things Could Always Get Worse

August 7th, 2011 at 9:00 pm by Mark
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Of course, given this case, a bad day would purely depend on your perspective.

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese Twin.  Your brother, attached at your should, is gay.  You're not.  He has a date coming over tonight.  You only have one ass.