Cheer up, sunshine. You could come home to a relationship like this… And it’s not even Cheesecake.

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While I’m generally not one to make fun of anyone’s weight, I thought, it’s okay in this instance, since it’s Axl Rose, the malcontent who apparently exchanged his lack of control of his Alcohol for the lack of control of a fork.

This is quite possibly one of the worst renditions of Jabba the Hutt found in the wild, given that this Wedding cake actually looks more like a pile of poo.

Remember Burns & Allen?

“Say goodnight, Gracie,” says George.
“Goodnight, Gracie!” says Gracie.