February 8th, 2014 at 9:05 pm by Mark
Tags: alphabet, blind dates, cellphones, dating, fail, pickup lines
This is the type of guy to try and, “rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together.” She wouldn’t, because “N and O are already together.”
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February 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm by Mark
Tags: dating, drinking, fail, innuendo, pickup lines, sex, vodka, your mom
Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.
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February 8th, 2014 at 3:12 pm by Mark
Tags: dating, fail, flirting, homeless, innuendo, pickup lines, sarcasm
This one goes really great with other lines like, “Car? No, but I’d be happy to give you a ride!” and “Hey, baby! Wanna make a few extra bucks?”
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January 16th, 2014 at 1:03 pm by Mark
Tags: advertising, fail, futurama fry, innuendo, meat, memes
And there I thought some of the customers were creepy…
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July 23rd, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
Tags: english, fail, grammar, tattoos
If you’re intent on getting a tattoo, it’s highly important to make certain that your tattoo artist has a proper grasp of English spelling and grammar…
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