February 8th, 2014 at 3:12 pm by Mark
Tags: dating, fail, flirting, homeless, innuendo, pickup lines, sarcasm
This one goes really great with other lines like, “Car? No, but I’d be happy to give you a ride!” and “Hey, baby! Wanna make a few extra bucks?”
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January 30th, 2014 at 9:08 pm by Mark
Tags: english, food, innuendo, spelling, tongue
That’s what she said…
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January 30th, 2014 at 5:02 pm by Mark
Tags: blogging, consequences, gutter, innuendo, medicine, penis
If this sort of thing were true for every profession, bloggers would never have day jobs.
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January 29th, 2014 at 7:21 pm by Mark
Tags: childbirth, innuendo, parenting, porn, sex, threesome
On the off chance that this wasn’t just a complete misunderstanding about a “delivery” video, some things about your parents are just better left unspoken, unwritten and unknown…
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January 28th, 2014 at 9:17 pm by Mark
Tags: innuendo, shampoo, shower, women
It’s a common complaint by many men that women take far too long to get ready to leave the house. But just to be politically correct, up to 15% of men may like this, as well…
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