Posts Tagged with "insults"

Have You Out-Driven a Ford Lately?

April 16th, 2015 at 5:36 pm by Chered
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Today 99% of Fords are on the road. The other 1% made it to the car shop.

Glow in the Dark F150 So They Can Find You at Night When Your Ford Breaks Down

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The Truth Isn’t Always Pretty

March 17th, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Novia
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Be honest. I have faith that you can sit there right now and think of at least one person whose favorite shade of lipstick is “penis.”

I don't see any penises the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

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If Your Man Can’t Drive a Straight Shift…

March 15th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Jason
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Funny when women do it we call it “driving a stick” …

Ladies, if your boyfriend can't drive a standard, you have a girlfriend.

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Guns Make You Uncomfortable…?

March 6th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Jason
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Just in case it didn’t sink in the first time: Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

I told her guns make me feel uncomfortable. She said we should both see other men.

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Putin Slams Obama

February 27th, 2014 at 7:47 pm by Jason
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Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

Vladimir Putin: "Barack Obama... Never Heard of Her."

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