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May 4th, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Mark

As much I am a Star Wars dork, I consider “Revenge of the Fifth” to be the next day or two after opening any given bottle of liquor…

Is Today is "May the 4th Be With You" Does That Mean Tomorrow is Revenge of the 5th?"

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January 27th, 2015 at 7:55 pm by Mark

This makes complete sense, especially when I consider one dog who incessantly peed on the toilet…

Philosoraptor: Does your dog follow you to the bathroom because you follow it outside, so the dog thinks maybe that's what it's supposed to do?

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April 9th, 2014 at 9:04 pm by Chered

And all I could think was, “open mouth, insert foot.”

Philosoraptor: If a guy has a foot fetish and cheats on his wife... does it mean he got off on the wrong foot?

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February 12th, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Mark

If IHOP had delivery, would it be called IRAN?

If Hooter's had delivery, would it be called "Knockers?"

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