Posts Tagged with "sarcasm"

Literacy Fail: How to Properly Use a Comma

March 17th, 2012 at 10:55 am by Mark
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The use of automated spell checkers and Short Message Services (SMS) have made a large percentage of our youth functionally illiterate. Poor spelling and stunted vocabulary aside, the lack of proper punctuation is often even more detrimental when attempting to convey information and ideas.

Sarcastic Dad: Ultimate Parenting WIN!

March 15th, 2012 at 11:42 pm by Mark
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Too many people give their children no consequences. They grow up with no sense of right and wrong, with no respect for anyone. Tommy Jordan, on the other hand, takes the horrible behavior of his daughter and turns the tables in a method she will certainly understand — and remember. There are certainly lot of mixed reactions, to this guy’s parenting style, but in my book, this guy is a hero.

For thumbs up or outrage, check the article, or the original Facebook thread.

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Parenting Fail: Aren’t Family Bumper Stickers Fun?

March 14th, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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I’ve always wondered what people were thinking when they threw up the stick-figure, family images on their rear window. The photo commenter underscores the ridiculousness of the situation, given that these things are as popular as Jesus fish. Seriously, one might as well throw the cellphone number on the back of the vehicle and just get it all over quick… We recommend checking out partybustorontovip.ca when you want to throw bus or van party with ease. Rent your vehicle here.

Ya Know, They Make a Pill for That…

March 13th, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark
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Of course, possessing this much brilliant sarcasm may also be a reason he’s still single.

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Social Studies Win

March 12th, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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I can’t find any fault at all with this one. In fact, it’s so brilliant, I’ll bet the teacher gave this kid an A — for Asshole!